Subway Terminates Franchise Owner For Lewd Marketing

Blue MauMau:

A disgruntled Subway franchise owner, who was terminated earlier this month, has moved his sandwich shop and will now offer foot longs in the front and hardcore nude lap dances in the back.

In a brochure circulated around Westchester Square to attract new customers, Subway ex-franchise owner, Anthony “Vinny” Agnello invites customers to a subway sandwich and a lap dance. He explains in the flier,”This was a Subway franchise up until May 2008 when we were disenfranchised due to politics and differences of opinion as far as marketing is concerned.”

Agnello markets the contrast of the Subway brand’s diurnal wholesomeness with the naughtiness of nocturnal nude lap dancing. “At 10 PM Wednesday through Saturday this seemingly harmless sub shop becomes the wildly, exotic and explicit, all nude private club, ‘Cousin Vinny’s Little Secret’,” he writes in the flier.